Death of Wolverine: Weapon X
No. Tony. NO! You can NOT adopt him!
He has to go back where he came from. (He’s got a steady girlfriend for crying out loud.)
new headcanon: tony actually created wall E but then he got lost one day and was forced to live out the rest of his existence alone, still searching for his tony.
DAMNIT. Why did you break my heart into two? In retaliation I am going to split everyone’s into QUARTERS… PIXAR STYLE.
It always starts out the same.
“Hey Wall-E, it’s Daddy…”
But the little robot doesn’t mind at all. He waves at the magnified screen of his custom built Stark Phone. It’s been 800 years since Tony’s passed away, 745 since the humans evacuated Earth… but it’s always nice to see the face of his creator.
